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In its early years the 7th of November was celebrated «искренне» [sincerely] and «с размахом» [in a big way]. This 1920′s poster asks a question “What did the October Revolution give to the female worker and female peasant” and answers it with banners on the building in the background that read “Home of the Mother and Child”, “Workers’ Club”, “Library”, “Dining Hall”, “Child Care”.

«Какой русский не любит праздновать» [What kind of a Russian doesn’t like to celebrate]! Russians celebrate with «смак» [gusto] both the well-established holidays and the newly adopted ones. Holidays that lose their «блеск» [luster] are never discarded, but instead reinvented. And even the ones that get forgotten or cast aside tend to «возрождаться» [reappear].

With reportedly over 200 recognized «праздники» [holidays], it happens from time to time that some days or weeks are more heavily celebrated than others. Consider 7 November – «седьмое ноября». Until just a few years ago this one day had to accommodate not one, not two, but FOUR holidays!

First, there was «День Великой Октябрьской социалистической революции» [Day of the Great October Socialist Revolution]. The entire phrase is such an exhausting mouthful that you might not even concentrate on the fact that this historical October event is celebrated in November. (If you know why this is, leave a comment here or on our Facebook page)

Once upon a time this might have been a big and sincere holiday. But when I was growing up, it became mostly just another reason to have «выходной» [a day off], «собраться с семьёй и друзьями» [get together with family and friends], eat «салат Оливье» [the Olivier salad], «выпить» [have a drink], and watch «парад на Красной площади» [parade in Red Square].

Then in 1995 the Great Revolution stopped being great and giving a day off for a non-politically correct holiday seemed lame. To fill the void or perhaps because the authorities realized that taking away an official holiday (and a corresponding day off ) might start another revolution 7 November became «день воинской славы» [Day of Military Glory]. Actually, it became one of the Days of Military Glory since there were several of them celebrated throughout the year. This particular one was celebrated in honor of «освобождение Москвы» [liberation of Moscow] from Poles in 1612.

Starting in 1996, «семидесятидевятилетняя годовщина революции» [79th anniversary of the Revolution], the day was officially celebrated as «День согласия и примирения» [Day of Unity and Reconciliation].

When «Владимир Путин» [Vladimir Putin] became Russian President, he added his own touch to the holiday. Starting in 2005, the day was to celebrate another «день воинской славы» [Day of Military Glory], this time – the date of the famous Red Square parade of 1941 that marked «двадцать четвёртая годовщина Октябрьской революции» [the 24th anniversary of the October Revolution].

If you’re keeping count, that’s four holidays in one day.

Sensibly, trying not to overwhelm the people with all that celebratory fervor, VVP (Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin) moved the Day of Unity and Reconciliation aka National Unity Day to November 4th and made the 4th an official «нерабочий день» [day off from work] instead of the 7th.

With all these changes or maybe in spite of them, 36% of Russians still celebrated «День Октябрьской социалистической революции» [the October Socialist Revolution Day] in 2008. Note how the word «великая» [great] was quietly dropped from the name as «неуместный» [inappropriate] and «пережиток прошлого» [relic of the past].

If all this sounds confusing, here’s a quick list of the holidays at the beginning of November:

«Четвёртое ноября» [November 4th] – «День народного единства» [National Unity Day] and also «День воинской славы» [Day of Military Glory] – it’s a day off.

«Седьмое ноября» [November 7th] – another «День воинской славы» [Day of Military Glory] and also «День Октябрьской социалистической революции» [Day of October Socialist Revolution] – it’s not a day off unless it falls on a weekend.

In case you need to fill the days between the 4th and the 7th, you can also celebrate «День военного разведчика» [Military Intelligence Officer Day] on November 5th and «Международный день мужчин» [Men’s World Day] on November 6th (not to be confused with «Интернациональный мужской день» [International Men’s Day] on November 19th).

Hello gorgeous! Шесть свежевыпеченных сметанников (из магазина) [six freshly baked 'smetannikis' (from the store)] and the celebration of November 4th can begin!

This morning when I woke up late there was but one question on my unglossed lips – how should I celebrate today’s beautiful holiday? «Сегодня всё-таки “День народного единства” [Today is after all The Day of (People's) Unity!] It used to be something else before, having to do with agreement and reconciliation, but as the Russians reconciled with the fact that it was just another name for the Day of the October Revolution, they agreed to find another day in November to commemorate instead. They didn’t have to look far – the victory from back in 1612 on this very same day was a clear as 70 years of Soviet Power to most citizens. (Forgive me my extremely dry Swedish sarcasm.) As drinking can sometimes, even in a land like this, become more of a tiring process with less than desirable results than leisure with pleasure, I have come up with suggestion of how to celebrate it differently. This suggestion will be not only liked, it will certainly be loved by each and everyone, people of all ages and nationalities. I suggest that we name the 4th of November «Единый день народных сметанников» [United Day of People's Smetanniki]. This day can be celebrated where ever these heavenly baked goods are sold or made or just found, which is, coincidentally, mainly within the borders of Russian Federation. No one is surprised, I assume, as «сметана» [sour crème; in it's Slavic version] is first and foremost a Russian thing.

Few things are as lovely as what’s pictured above: «Чёрный кофе со сметанником» [Black coffee with a smetannik]. It might not be better than sex, but it is a strong and worthy runner up…

Of all the tasty pastries offered by the wonderful Russian kitchen (and there’s a lot of those!), nothing has ever hypnotized me in quite the same way as the Smetannik did. I first met the Smetannik when I moved to the Urals. I don’t know how popular it is in other regions, partly because I am not far too experienced in the area of «сладкое» [sweets], though I’ve tried my best. In Omsk I never saw any smetannikis. In Yekaterinburg I met my first Smetannik and ever since then all other sorts of sweets became… bleak. Tasteless. Uninteresting. Boring. Nothing could match the joy I experienced when I put my teeth in a soft Smetannik, which is basically two big cookies stuck together by a layer of sweet and sugary smetana. Sometimes it is covered in coconut, which is not really kosher, and that’s why I call those kinds Exotic Smetannikis. This Exotic kind is sold in the «столовая» [dining hall] at Ural State. They’re okay, but far from the best in town. The best kinds of smetannikis to be found in Yekaterinburg are sold by a little bakery located in the house of the local government. There they bake «для своих» [for ‘their own'] but if you walk in pretending like you’ve got some important business there and just happened to be in need of 8 smetannikis, it’s alright. There they have one woman who does them, when she’s not there – no smetannikis. She doesn’t work on the weekend. And she’s got almost a whole month off during the summer. Such things must be kept in mind.

There was a time when I could eat two or even three smetannikis per day. This was not very good. A smetannik contains almost only sugar and fat, and if you don’t count protein from the smetana, it almost completely useless to the human body as nutrition. That’s why I had to stop for a while, even though it made the world… colorless. Since today is the Holiday of Smetannikis (I’m writing a long letter with this suggestion to the president as we speak, mind you!) I think I will splurge and treat myself to two smetannikis. Three smetannikis often lead to all of them ending up in… you know where. Which is identical to the result of celebrating with alcohol, and that is, after all, not my intention when I suggest an alternative.

If you’re not in Russia, and nowhere near a Russian store or bakery, you could make them yourselves. I’ve never done it (I can’t cook and I’m very ashamed of this fact), but I’m sure they’ll be great – the beauty of the Smetannik is that you can never go wrong with it! It’s what is called something for eternity; one of the few things in human life made to last forever :)

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