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Wednesday was my birthday. Birthday’s in the Netherlands have always been an interesting phenomenon because of the cultural differences associated with them.

Congratulations on the Birthday of Your Mother’s Cousin’s Hairdresser’s Dog

When it is your birthday, not only do you get congratulated but everyone associated to you does too. The whole day, whenever someone Dutch called to wish me a happy birthday, I had to pass the phone to my boyfriend once they were done talking to me so that they could also congratulate him. This starts to get even more intense when a Dutch Birthday Circle is involved (see below).

Kisses Galore!

Most people have already learned about the three kiss rule for greeting and saying goodbye in the Netherlands. Well a birthday earns you those three kisses as well. Thankfully they are usually just rolled into the traditional hello kisses or else it would start to get a bit much.

Where’s Your Cake?

Gone are the days when you showed up to your birthday party to be greeted with a cake lovingly prepared (or bought) by the party organizer. In the Netherlands, it is the responsibility of the birthday person to bring along his or her own cake. This includes to the party and also when you go to work.

The Dreaded Birthday Circle

The Dutch seem to love to party. Birthday’s are typically a big deal, resulting in an open house approach of going round to visit the birthday person at his or her home. When you arrive it is of course crucial to congratulate the birthday girl or guy, give them the traditional three kisses and hand them your gift. Then you need to go around the room congratulating everyone in the room and giving them three kisses as well (if you are lucky you might be able to get away with a firm handshake). “Gefeliciteerd met jouw dochter” *kiss, kiss, kiss* “Gefeliciteerd met jouw zus” *kiss, kiss, kiss* “Gefeliciteerd met jouw….” *kiss, kiss, kiss*

If that wasn’t unusual enough, the next thing you will notice is that everyone is sitting in a circle. It doesn’t matter if when everyone arrived the chairs were strategically scattered throughout the room. The Dutch seem to have an internal homing device which means they automatically gather the chairs and form a circle. The circle will be expanded to include new guests as they arrive but the shape itself will alter very little.  Finally, the birthday person will look after all of his or her guests by offering them a cup of coffee and a piece of cake. Sausage and cheese (worst en kaas) are also often provided on plates in the middle of the circle.

This year, I am not having a Dutch Birthday Circle nor providing my own birthday cake.  Instead I am having a dim sum evening with some friends.  Hey, old habits die hard!

N.B. Not all Dutch birthdays are created equal. Your practise or experience may be different.

Last month we talked about where you can buy a bicycle in the Netherlands and also described some of the many options and types of Dutch bicycles.  A rumor you may have heard is that bicycle theft runs rampant in this country.  That’s only a half-truth, but a truth nonetheless.  In any larger cities you will need to lock your bicycle up like it is made of gold to keep it from being stolen.  Amsterdam in particular has a bicycle theft problem and a horde of people roaming the streets looking to steal your shiny new bicycle out from under you.  Here are some tips to prevent this from happening.

It’s all in the Lock

You wouldn’t put a flimsy lock on your house, so why would you put a flimsy lock on your bicycle?  The value of your bicycle goes much farther than it’s price: it’s your mobility in the city.  And you’ll probably become attached to the thing even if it is the ugliest rustiest piece of junk, simply because it is your bicycle.

The bicycle lock and chain should be made of thick virtually indestructible steel.  You won’t find anything like this at the local Hema or Blokker, although those locks look almost identical.  They are most definitely not.  Unlike a high quality lock and chain set, the cheap ones are easy to saw through or cut through with metal cutters.  Think it sounds absurd that someone would do that to your bicycle?  No really, it happens.  This video demonstrates how easy it is to get through some of those locks.

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Apparently there’s even now a problem with the locks for the back wheels, because they are now so generic that a generic key can open many locks.  I was really surprised by this one.

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How to Lock Your Bicycle

So you have your indestructible lock and it weighs more than the bicycle you are riding.  But if you don’t use it properly, it won’t make a bit of difference.  You have to keep in mind that bicycle theft is a professional business for some, and they are prowling the streets looking for your bicycle.

Always put the chain through the frame of the bicycle and the front tire.  The front wheel is easy to remove.  You might just return to your bicycle and find only the wheel and lock if you didn’t attach the chain through the frame.

Always lock your bicycle to something sturdy.  Preferably this is a bicycle rack.  Trees, traffic posts and flimsy fences won’t cut it.

Try to park in a busy area.  Bicycle thieves hate to be disturbed while they are working.  The more people who are around the better.  The more deserted the area, the more likely you will be to return to a missing bicycle.

Park in or near groups.  If you park your bicycle where it stands out, someone is going to notice it.  If you park your bicycle in a group it’s one of many bicycles.

Use multiple locks.  Ideally you should have one lock for the back wheel and one lock for the frame and the front wheel.  Or more if you really want to take it to the extreme.  The back lock can be a bit flimsier because it is very difficult to remove the back wheel quickly and without being noticed.  But as the video above showed, be wary of buying a generic brand because everyone will have a key to your bicycle.

Don’t ever leave your bicycle unlocked.  Not even for a minute, a moment, a second.  It sounds a bit neurotic, but someone can very easily hop on your bicycle, pedal quickly away, and you won’t have a chance on foot.  At least use the small back tire lock, it’s better than nothing.

Also important

You can register your bicycle with the local police.  Stop in at a bicycle shop or the local police station near you and ask where and how you can do this.  They will carve a unique identifying number into your bicycle and keep that number registered in case it is stolen.

Last, but not least, there are two theories to decorating your bicycle.  The first is that you should make your bicycle stand out as much as possible.  The theory here is that your bicycle becomes much easier to trace and find if you say to the officer, “A neon green and purple bicycle with gold flags and orange stripes has been stolen.”  As opposed to, “Ummm…it was black, there was a big rust spot on the handlebars…I miss him.”

The second theory is the opposition to the first theory: make sure your bicycle doesn’t stand out so that no one notices it at all.  A sort of bicycle camouflage, if you will.  I’ve seen people with incredibly nice shiny new bicycles who obviously painted them black just so it wouldn’t be noticed that they were shiny new bicycles.  I subscribe to this method, although the idea of painting my bicycle a funky color does have a sort of charm.

That about covers it for bicycle theft prevention.  In my next post I’ll give you some vocabulary for the bicycle that should come in handy if it ever breaks.  And it can and it will…

If you have any other helpful tips or information to add to this topic, let us know in the comments section below.

There are a lot of songs about Amsterdam. It’s basically it’s own special genre here and you can still here these songs a lot in little bars. Especially in the Jordaan.  This particular song is a classic. Can you hear the Amsterdam accent? It’s really something…

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Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Dat is mooier dan Parijs
Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Mijn Mokums paradijs
Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Met zijn Amstel en het IJ
Want in Mokum ben ik rijk
En gelukkig tegelijk
Geef mij maar Amsterdam

Klaverlasclub Schoppen Negen
Was een weekje in Parijs
Om de contributie te verteren
Ome Piet de secretaris
Had al maanden voor die tijd
In zijn eentje Frans zitten leren
Maar toen niemand hem verstond, deed hij mal
Want hij zong op de Place Pigalle

Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Dat is mooier dan Parijs
Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Mijn Mokums paradijs
Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Met zijn Amstel en het IJ
Want in Mokum ben ik rijk
En gelukkig tegelijk
Geef mij maar Amsterdam

Op de hoge Eiffeltoren
Ging de bakker haast om zeep
Van de hoogte kreeg hij het te pakken
Als de slager niet toevallig
Net zijn lange stelten greep
Had hij nooit geen brood meer gebakken
Van de schrik gingen ze gauw naar benee
En toen klonk op de Champs Elysees

Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Dat is mooier dan Parijs
Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Mijn Mokums paradijs
Geef mij maar Amsterdam
Met zijn Amstel en het IJ
Want in Mokum ben ik rijk
En gelukkig tegelijk
Geef mij maar Amsterdam

Liever in Mokum zonder poen
Dan in Parijs met een miljoen
Geef mij maar Amsterdam

Amsterdam is filled with places to eat. From cheap and fast Febo, a Dutch fast-food chain, to high-end fancy French restaurants, this city has it all.  In fact, there are at least 1000 restaurants here, so the possibilities are endless. But what is one to do when faced with 1000 options?  For some reason many of my other expat friends seem to think that in order to find good food in this city, you have to pay a hefty price.  That simply is not true.  So I’ve kept my list within the reasonably affordable level.  I’ve never really eaten at one of those high-brow expensive restaurants anyway.  I’m also a vegetarian, so all of these places will have vegetarian options on their menu.
Ethiopian
There are a few great Ethiopian places in Amsterdam.  If you’ve never eaten Ethiopian food, it’s an absolute must.  Wash your hands and sit down to a meal eaten entirely with your hands while enjoying a nice banana beer.  Lek-ker!
There are two Ethiopian restaurants I frequent: Abyssinia Afrikaans Eetcafe, near the Overtoom and close to Vondelpark.  The other is Eetcafe Semhar on the Marnixstraat right on the edge of the Jordaan.  The proprietors of both places are incredibly friendly and the food is just fantastic.  You should be looking at around 10 to 15 euros for a main course dinner meal.
Thai on the Newmarkt
Thai Restaurant Song Kwae on the Nieuwmarkt is fast, affordable, and fantastic. The best kind of restaurant for a traveler looking to have a great meal in a nice neighborhood, but not stop for too long to wait around for the grub.  Another perk is that it’s on the Nieuwmarkt, where you can find a market, lots of local color, and it’s walking distance to many of Amsterdam’s downtown attractions.
Pacific Parc, de Apenclub, Westerpark
I love Westerpark.  If I want to go see hustle and bustle, I go to Vondelpark, but to chill out on a Sunday afternoon, it’s Westerpark for me.  Pacific Parc serves dinner meals at around 12 to 15 euros, but with generous helpings of bread and salad to go with it.  It has a really relaxed atmosphere and you get your money’s worth pretty quickly.  Actually, the atmosphere there sort of varies.  They host live music and dj’s in the evenings, so there’s always something new.  I’ve walked in on a Sunday afternoon to hear rockabilly music…and the next time around it must have been Salsa Sunday.  But it’s always relaxed, you can bring your dog along (which I love by the way!) and when you’re done sitting on the terrace you can go hang out in the grass in the park.
De Waaghals
De Waaghals is my first sort of more expensive restaurant on this list with main courses varying between 10 and 20 euros.  But it’s worth it.  The menu changes seasonally and you can choose to order your dishes separately, or as an entire menu for the evening.  I’ve never actually made it through an entire menu.  The food is rich in the winter and light and fresh in the summer.  I’m not actually sure how to describe it, I’m not a food connoisure here or anything, but it’s a lot of classic meals with a twist and slightly unusual ingredients.  They like to experiment a little, but without going overboard or losing that home-food sort of feel.
De Bolhoed
De Bolhoed, located off the Prinsengracht in the heart of the Jordan, has a charming hippie-organic-natural foods sort of feel and serves filling and hearty meals.  In the summer it can be a bit tough to get a seat because the location is so perfect, but even in the winter, the atmosphere is enough to warm you up on a cold day.  The staff are college-age friendly alternative types, which keeps the whole thing nice and relaxed.  They serve large portions, something not so easy to find around here, and the menu is very vegetarian AND vegan friendly.
Rainarai
Ok, I shouldn’t say this…but I will anyway.  There are two Algerian restaurants run by the same family.  The one in the Westerpark, and the one on the Prinsengracht.  If you go to the Westerpark restaurant, you will be paying for the location.  If you’re willing to eat the same food take-away style and at a much lower cost, go to the Prinsengracht location.  The food is fantastic with rich mixes of spices, nuts, dried fruits and goat cheese, typical dishes from the nomadic cultures of Algeria.  The stuffed pumpkin is to die for.  If you want to pay for location, go to Westerpark, if not, grab it and go on the Prinsengracht.
Hemelse Modder
Hemelse Modder specializes in natural and wholesome meals made from pure ingredients. I’m not actually sure what they mean by that, but the food is great, albeit a bit more expensive as well. A three course meal will run about 30 euros per person, excluding drinks.  The atmosphere is much more posh than I’m accustomed to.  Given the atmosphere of “luxury” the prices are pretty reasonable, and the location is both central and tucked away off of a little canal.  Hemelse Modder means heavenly mud, after their specialty dessert of chocolate and vanilla mouse.  You have to eat it, it’s worthy of it’s name.
de Zotte, Leidseplein area
This is a bar where you can get those big fat French fries and a good steak, or my personal favorite, the BEST quiche in town.  As a vegetarian, I’ve been handed some pretty lame quiches in my day, as it is often the only vegetarian offering on many menus.  But vegetarian or not, this is a rich, creamy, cheesy and delicious quiche, which they call their kaastaart.  Order the kaastaart, you won’t be disappointed.  It’s also a Belgian beer bar with a very extensive collection of beers, and a staff that knows a thing or two about beer.  Very helpful when you are confronted with their menu, which is actually a small book of beers to choose from.
Roti
There are tons of roti places scattered all over town and it’s really a matter of taste which place you will prefer.  I prefer mine with a slightly thicker sauce, and plenty spicy.  An average roti meal will cost around 8 euros, but it will be more than enough food for dinner, and maybe a decent lunch the next day. Roti was another food I hadn’t had in before I moved here, and my life is more complete since its addition to my diet.

As a kid I was absolutely in love with Bert and Ernie.  They were my favorite characters from Sesame Street.  So what a pleasure it was to find out that Bert and Ernie spoke Dutch too!  And as it turns out, watching Sesame Street in Dutch is actually a great way to begin learning Dutch.  Just like with reading children’s books, you get to hear the language spoken in a much simpler manner, with simpler vocabulary and sentence structure.  But that doesn’t mean that it is easy…or boring.

The following is one of my all-time favorite Bert and Ernie skits.  When writing this post I think I watched it at least five times in both English and Dutch.  It never gets old.  I hope you enjoy it too!

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And in English for comparison
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If you decide to use Sesame Street as a learning tool (and I hope you do, because it’s really a lot of fun) the first thing you will notice is that Big Bird is missing.  When Sesame Street is produced for a different country, the show is altered to make it unique and interesting for that particular cultural market.  So Big Bird is gone, but instead there is Pino, the big blue bird who is in some vague way related to Big Bird.  Other characters include Tommie, Troel, Ieniemienie and Purk, all created specifically for the Dutch audience.  What I also found was an interesting personal exercise was to try to pick up on the cultural differences between Dutch Sesamstraat and what I grew up with in America.  After watching for awhile, I actually was able to spot some different cultural values being taught, which is neither a good nor a bad thing, but was very interesting to realize.  Although some of the skits are the same, some are definitely not.

Who is your favorite Sesame Street/Sesamstraat character?  Do you have a skit you’d like to share with us?  Let us know in the comments section below!

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